 Bampi's Soup2026 · Bampi | Bampi |
 The Buckingham Murders2024 · Miller | Miller |
 Save the Cinema2022 · Superintendent Roberts | Superintendent Roberts |
 La Cha Cha2021 · Paulie | Paulie |
 Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins2021 · Dave Simms | Dave Simms |
 The Pembrokeshire Murders: Catching the Gameshow Killer2021 · Actor | Actor |
 Suicidal: In Our Own Words2019 · Narrator | Narrator |
 2:Hrs2018 · Groad | Groad |
 I Am Vengeance2018 · Dougie | Dougie |
 Kingsman: The Golden Circle2017 · Charles | Charles |
 Eddie the Eagle2016 · Terry | Terry |
 We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story2015 · Paul Fox | Paul Fox |
 Hector2015 · Jimbo | Jimbo |
 North v South2015 · Tony Lefevre | Tony Lefevre |
 In a Heartbeat2014 · Peter Smith | Peter Smith |
 The Last Showing2014 · Collins | Collins |
 The Magnificent Eleven2013 · Dave | Dave |
 30 Years of Comic Strip2012 · Actor | Actor |
 Rise of the Zombies2012 · Tash | Tash |
 London: The Modern Babylon2012 · Spoken Quotations (voice) | Spoken Quotations (voice) |
 Vinyl2012 · Minto | Minto |
| DDamien Hirst: The First Look2012 · Actor | Actor |
 Treasure Island2012 · Pew | Pew |
| TThe Body Farm2011 · D.I. Hale | D.I. Hale |
 Come on Eileen2010 · Martin | Martin |
 A Film with Me in It2008 · Jack | Jack |
 The Good Night2007 · Norman | Norman |
| MManchester Passion2006 · Pontius Pilate | Pontius Pilate |
 Happily Ever After2004 · L'homme de la piscine | L'homme de la piscine |
 De-Lovely2004 · Irving Berlin | Irving Berlin |
 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London2004 · Diaz | Diaz |
 Home2003 · Repo Man | Repo Man |
 Killing Hitler2003 · Major General Colin Gubbins | Major General Colin Gubbins |
| LLoving You2003 · Adam | Adam |
 Bear's Kiss2002 · Lou | Lou |
 24 Hour Party People2002 · Roger Ames | Roger Ames |
 My Wife Is an Actress2001 · David | David |
 Is Harry on the Boat?2001 · Trevor | Trevor |
 The Others2001 · Mr. Marlish | Mr. Marlish |
 Breath2001 · Vagitus Aspiration | Vagitus Aspiration |
 blur | The Best Of2000 · Successful Fella (video 'Country House') | Successful Fella (video 'Country House') |
 Rancid Aluminium2000 · Dr Jones | Dr Jones |
 The Escort1999 · Jessica's Husband | Jessica's Husband |
 You Are Here1998 · Ken, Writer | Ken, Writer |
 What's a Carry On?1998 · Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner (archive footage) (uncredited) | Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 The Life and Crimes of William Palmer1998 · Dr. William Palmer | Dr. William Palmer |
 Preaching to the Perverted1997 · Milkman | Milkman |
 Twin Town1997 · Emrys | Emrys |
 Loch Ness1996 · Gordon Shoals | Gordon Shoals |
 Trainspotting1996 · Dealer | Dealer |
| HHanging Around1996 · Marcus | Marcus |
 Blue Juice1995 · Mike | Mike |
 Help! War Child1995 · Presenter, Director | Presenter, Director |
 Shallow Grave1994 · Hugo | Hugo |
 Second Best1994 · John | John |
 Captives1994 · Lenny | Lenny |
 Beyond Bedlam1994 · Gilmour | Gilmour |
 The Young Americans1993 · Jack Doyle | Jack Doyle |
 New Order Story1993 · Game Show Host | Game Show Host |
 Demonella1993 · French Maid | French Maid |
 Gregory: Diary of a Nutcase1993 · Ghenghis | Ghenghis |
 Space Virgins from Planet Sex1993 · Martin Aimless, Director | Martin Aimless, Director |
 Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown1993 · Bonehead/Gourmet Detective, Director, Writer | Bonehead/Gourmet Detective, Director, Writer |
 Carry On Columbus1992 · Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner | Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner |
 The Crying Game1992 · Roy Brush, Director, Writer | Roy Brush, Director, Writer |
 Red Nose of Courage1992 · Foreign Secretary | Foreign Secretary |
 Rebecca's Daughters1992 · Davy | Davy |
| FFloating1992 · Actor | Actor |
 Kafka1991 · Ass. Ludwig | Ass. Ludwig |
 Les Dogs1990 · Green Party Leader | Green Party Leader |
 Shooting Stars1990 · Southgate | Southgate |
 Chicago Joe and the Showgirl1990 · Lenny Bexley | Lenny Bexley |
 Spaghetti Hoops1990 · Mason/Gondolier | Mason/Gondolier |
 GLC: The Carnage Continues1990 · Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater | Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater |
 Nineteen961989 · Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell | Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell |
 Scandal1989 · Kevin | Kevin |
 Never Come Morning1989 · Bar Man | Bar Man |
 Funseekers1988 · Kevin | Kevin |
 The Yob1988 · Patrick, Writer | Patrick, Writer |
 The Strike1988 · Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity | Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity |
 Comrades1987 · James Hammett | James Hammett |
| CClosed Circuit1987 · Actor | Actor |
 The Supergrass1985 · Wong | Wong |
 The Bullshitters: Roll Out the Gunbarrel1984 · Bonehead, Producer, Writer | Bonehead, Producer, Writer |
 Loose Connections1984 · Kay's Husband | Kay's Husband |
 Gino: Full Story and Pics1984 · Gino | Gino |
 A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques1984 · Mr Bastardos | Mr Bastardos |
 The Beat Generation1983 · Brian Epstein | Brian Epstein |
 Walter1982 · Mike - Stockroom | Mike - Stockroom |
 Crystal Gazing1982 · Monologist | Monologist |
