Les Dogs are the band playing in a large marquee to celebrate the wedding of Geoffrey and Angela. During the reception, the fathers of the groom and bride exchange insults and a gun battle ensues in which many guests - and Les Dogs - are casualties though the happy couple escape. Victor, who has wandered in on the scene, is asked to take wedding photographs and has a series of dreamlike fantasies all based around his infatuation with Angela.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kate BushBride (Angela) | Bride (Angela) |
 Daniel PeacockBridegroom (Geoffrey) | Bridegroom (Geoffrey) |
 Adrian EdmondsonBest Man | Best Man |
 Miranda RichardsonBride's Mother | Bride's Mother |
 Alexei SayleBride's Father | Bride's Father |
 Tim McInnernyGroom's Father | Groom's Father |
 Peter RichardsonVictor | Victor |
 Gary BeadleWaiter | Waiter |
 George KhanHead Waiter | Head Waiter |
 Steven O'DonnellDanny (Bride's Brother) | Danny (Bride's Brother) |
 Christopher MalcolmBrother-in-Law (Bride's Family) | Brother-in-Law (Bride's Family) |
| JJimmy FaggGroom's Uncle | Groom's Uncle |
 Kevin AllenLes Dogs Leader | Les Dogs Leader |
 Keith AllenGreen Party Leader | Green Party Leader |
| AAngela FitzpatrickBridesmaid | Bridesmaid |
| CClaire CollinsBridesmaid | Bridesmaid |
 Pete RichensScreaming Usher (uncredited) | Screaming Usher (uncredited) |
 Julie T. WallaceGroom's Mother | Groom's Mother |