 Robbie ColtraneCharles Bronson as Ken Livingstone | Charles Bronson as Ken Livingstone |
 Dawn FrenchCher as Joan Ruddock | Cher as Joan Ruddock |
 Jennifer SaundersBrigitte Nielsen as Margaret Thatcher, The Ice Maiden | Brigitte Nielsen as Margaret Thatcher, The Ice Maiden |
 Peter RichardsonLee Van Cleef as Tony Benn | Lee Van Cleef as Tony Benn |
 Adrian EdmondsonBilly/Prince Charles/Giles Cricket Bat Portland | Billy/Prince Charles/Giles Cricket Bat Portland |
 Leslie PhillipsSir Horace Cutler | Sir Horace Cutler |
 Rik MayallLord Mayor of London | Lord Mayor of London |
 Nigel PlanerTV Presenter | TV Presenter |
 Keith AllenGay Councillor/1st Beefeater | Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater |
 Kevin AllenNick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman | Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman |
 Gary BeadleSly | Sly |
| JJimmy FaggSoldier/2nd Workman | Soldier/2nd Workman |
| MMalcolm Hardee2nd Beefeater | 2nd Beefeater |
| PPhil KaufmanArthur Scargill | Arthur Scargill |
 Derren NesbittAide/Neil Kinnock | Aide/Neil Kinnock |
 Nosher PowellMcGahey | McGahey |
 Steven O'DonnellCrazy James Fairchild/Roy | Crazy James Fairchild/Roy |
 Pete RichensHarry/Councillor | Harry/Councillor |
 Ron TarrAlbert Pierrepoint/Heffer | Albert Pierrepoint/Heffer |
| KKatrina MansoorJoan's Child | Joan's Child |
| AAlice RichardsonJoan's Child | Joan's Child |
| JJack RichardsonJoan's Child | Joan's Child |