A hoodlum is turned into a celebrity when he steals a cab and subsequent events are blown out of proportion by the media.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Keith AllenGino | Gino |
 Robbie ColtraneMax | Max |
 Adrian EdmondsonGordon/Bill | Gordon/Bill |
 Dawn FrenchFiona/Frances | Fiona/Frances |
 Rik MayallTim | Tim |
 Daniel PeacockPostman | Postman |
 Peter RichardsonMilk Policeman | Milk Policeman |
 Jennifer SaundersAngie | Angie |
 Arnold BrownShopkeeper | Shopkeeper |
| NNeil CunninghamDave Hallihand | Dave Hallihand |
| SSerena EvansCarol | Carol |
 Lionel JeffriesTaxi Driver | Taxi Driver |
 Michael WhiteCab Fare | Cab Fare |
 Lanah PSelf (as Al Pillay) | Self (as Al Pillay) |