A computer wizard infiltrates a London sex club to get evidence for a shutdown, but falls for the proprietress.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Guinevere TurnerTanya Cheex | Tanya Cheex |
 Christien AnholtPeter Emery | Peter Emery |
 Tom BellHenry Harding MP | Henry Harding MP |
 Julie GrahamEugenie | Eugenie |
 Georgina HaleMiss Wilderspin | Miss Wilderspin |
 Julian WadhamM'Learned Friend | M'Learned Friend |
 Ricky TomlinsonFibbin' Gibbins | Fibbin' Gibbins |
 Roger Lloyd PackMr. Cutts Watson | Mr. Cutts Watson |
 Sue JohnstonEsmeralda | Esmeralda |
 Don HendersonCommander Cope | Commander Cope |
| IImogen BainMrs. Cutts Watson | Mrs. Cutts Watson |
 Edward JewesburyJudge Yell | Judge Yell |
| AAngela EasterlingDog Owner | Dog Owner |
| IIan EmbletonNight Porter | Night Porter |
 Keith AllenMilkman | Milkman |
| SSarah GeorgeSlave Louise | Slave Louise |
| PPaul NeeshamPerformance Artist in Cage | Performance Artist in Cage |
| AAndy CoathMr. Happy | Mr. Happy |
| PPete MastinClub MC / Chaos Clown | Club MC / Chaos Clown |
| RRachael Morris6'6' Woman | 6'6' Woman |
 ShendBouncer | Bouncer |
| PPhil AtkinsonVillage Bobby | Village Bobby |
| TThomas ConnorMilk Boy | Milk Boy |