A craft full of Space Rats,glamorous extra-terrestrials from the planet Sex,arrive on Earth desperate to find men with whom they can procreate in order to ensure the continuity of their race and whom they imprison in their sex factory. Fortunately for the world the secret agent James Blond,a decidedly non-feminist secret agent,sets out to rescue the men and see off the Space Rats in his own inimitable way.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dawn FrenchGaynor | Gaynor |
 Jennifer SaundersNeedle | Needle |
 Robbie ColtraneZorran / 'N' | Zorran / 'N' |
 Sara StockbridgeShaaron | Shaaron |
 Miranda RichardsonMiss Straugheim | Miss Straugheim |
 Peter RichardsonJames Blonde | James Blonde |
 Keith AllenMartin Aimless | Martin Aimless |
 Adrian Edmondson'K' / Air Traffic Controller | 'K' / Air Traffic Controller |
 Kevin AllenKevin | Kevin |
 Gary BeadleGary | Gary |
 George AntoniDarren | Darren |
 Mark CavenColonel | Colonel |
 Derren NesbittPrime Minister | Prime Minister |
 Phil CornwellProfessor / Jerry the Driver | Professor / Jerry the Driver |
 Doon MackichanDaisy / Zapping Space Rat | Daisy / Zapping Space Rat |
| KKirkland LaingHarry the Boxer | Harry the Boxer |
| JJimmy FaggNappy Lorry Driver | Nappy Lorry Driver |
| RRobert CarwithenJohn (Air Traffic) | John (Air Traffic) |
| GGina BrionySpace Rat | Space Rat |
| CChristine ChanSpace Rat | Space Rat |
| JJamunna CharlesSpace Rat | Space Rat |
| CCatherine GeorgeSpace Rat | Space Rat |
| SSarah Jardine JordanSpace Rat | Space Rat |
| DDebbie MillsSpace Rat | Space Rat |
| AAlison WilcoxSpace Rat | Space Rat |