Janie, daughter of Commander Jackson, the head of D15, has been kidnapped and there are only two men who can save her - former agents Bonehead and Foyle.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Keith AllenBonehead | Bonehead |
 Peter RichardsonFoyle | Foyle |
 Robbie ColtraneCommander Jackson | Commander Jackson |
 Lanah PSelf (as Al Pillay) | Self (as Al Pillay) |
| JJimmy FaggSelf | Self |
 Fiona HendleyJanie | Janie |
 Al MatthewsAdmiral | Admiral |
 George KhanThompson | Thompson |
 Kevin AllenChuck | Chuck |
| GGary MartinStig | Stig |
| JJohn SarbuttDean | Dean |
| DDavid FarringtonTroy | Troy |
 Anthony SharpFather | Father |
| PPatience TomlinsonDaughter | Daughter |
| EEsther FreudGirl Backstage | Girl Backstage |
 Michael WhiteSelf | Self |
 Julian FirthRADA Student | RADA Student |
| MMalcolm HardeeBuilder | Builder |
 Suzanne JeromeKnobs receptionist | Knobs receptionist |
 Elvis CostelloStone Deaf A & R Man | Stone Deaf A & R Man |