An illegal psychic teleportation experiment goes horribly wrong, and pretentious promo director Patrick gets his genes mixed with those of a football hooligan. Slowly, he begins to change - taking on some undeniably yobbish tendencies.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Keith AllenPatrick | Patrick |
 Warren ClarkeNigel | Nigel |
 Adrian EdmondsonMichael | Michael |
 Peter WyngardeMr Kendel | Mr Kendel |
 Peter RichardsonDave | Dave |
 Gary OlsenSteve | Steve |
 Lia WilliamsLucy | Lucy |
 Gwen WatfordMrs Kendel | Mrs Kendel |
 Linda HenryJackie | Jackie |
 Julian FirthLeonard | Leonard |
 Steven O'DonnellRollon | Rollon |
| DDeborah BensonVictoria | Victoria |
 Kwabena MansoJermone | Jermone |
 Karen DruryDebs | Debs |
 Paul Mark ElliottCorky | Corky |
 Rupert FarleyMad Mickey | Mad Mickey |
 Derrick BrancheChris | Chris |
| DDave AtkinsCharlie | Charlie |
 Betsy BrantleyVanessa | Vanessa |
| PPat O'TooleTrish | Trish |
| SSophie ThursfieldKatie | Katie |
 Tania ColeridgeSimone | Simone |
 Richard RidingsYob 1 | Yob 1 |
| SStewart HarwoodYob 2 | Yob 2 |
| MMalcolm HardeeTicket Collector | Ticket Collector |
| TTimothy MilsomStudent | Student |
 Harry BurtonThe Editor | The Editor |
| WWinston DennisBouncer | Bouncer |
| AAntonioHandsome Man | Handsome Man |
 Lily AllenChild in Promo | Child in Promo |