| DDie Kröte - El Sapo2026 · Director | Director |
| DDie Liebe stört der kalte Tod2026 · Self | Self |
 Hallervorden - Didi gegen den Rest der Welt2025 · Self | Self |
 The Klimperclown2025 · Self, Writer, Director, Director of Photography, Producer | Self, Writer, Director, Director of Photography, Producer |
 Born to Be Wild: The Story of Steppenwolf2024 · Self - Narrator (voice) | Self - Narrator (voice) |
 Loriot 1002023 · Self | Self |
 Schlingensief – A Voice That Shook the Silence2020 · Self (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 The Kangaroo Chronicles2020 · Fitnesstrainer | Fitnesstrainer |
 Happy Lamento2018 · Self | Self |
| WWerner Nekes - Life Between the Pictures2017 · Self | Self |
 Udo Lindenberg: Stärker als die Zeit - Live2016 · Actor | Actor |
 Helge Schneider: The Paket - Süper Helges phantastisches Video-Sammelsüriüm!2016 · Actor | Actor |
 Lass knacken, HELGE, HELGE, der Film! HELGE Life!2015 · Actor | Actor |
 Mülheim Texas – Helge Schneider hier und dort2015 · Self | Self |
 Nachrichten vom Großen Krieg2014 · Actor | Actor |
 00 Schneider - Im Wendekreis der Eidechse2013 · Roy Schneider, Director, Writer | Roy Schneider, Director, Writer |
 Ohne Gnade2013 · Elvis | Elvis |
| MMister Katzeklo – Helge Schneider wird 502012 · Actor | Actor |
 Helge - Komm hier haste ne Mark! Helge und Band live in Berlin2011 · Himself, Director, Writer | Himself, Director, Writer |
 Anyone who dares will take the cold off their horse2010 · Self | Self |
 Chaostage - We Are Punks!2009 · Anwohner | Anwohner |
 Die PARTEI2009 · Self | Self |
 News from Ideological Antiquity - Marx/Eisenstein/The Capital2008 · Self | Self |
 Udo Lindenberg - Stark wie zwei2008 · Self | Self |
 My Führer2007 · Adolf Hitler | Adolf Hitler |
 7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough2006 · Der Weiße Helge | Der Weiße Helge |
 Das kleine Arschloch und der alte Sack - Sterben ist Scheiße2006 · Der Alte Sack (Voice) | Der Alte Sack (Voice) |
| MMendy - das Wusical2005 · Director, Writer | Director, Writer |
 7 Zwerge - Männer allein im Wald2004 · The White Helge | The White Helge |
 Jazzclub - Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm2004 · Teddy Schu, Rodriguez Faszanatas, Professor Henry, Käpt’n Silver, Director, Screenplay | Teddy Schu, Rodriguez Faszanatas, Professor Henry, Käpt’n Silver, Director, Screenplay |
| DDon't Get Stuck2003 · Bestatter | Bestatter |
| AAtlantic Affairs2002 · Saxophone Player | Saxophone Player |
 Käpt’n Blaubär – Der Film1999 · Prof. Dr. Feinfinger | Prof. Dr. Feinfinger |
 Kleines Arschloch - Der Film1997 · Alter Sack (voice) | Alter Sack (voice) |
 Praxis Dr. Hasenbein1997 · Dr. Angelika Hasenbein, Director | Dr. Angelika Hasenbein, Director |
| HHelge Schneider - Frühe Meisterwerke1995 · Helge Schneider, Director | Helge Schneider, Director |
 00 Schneider - Jagd auf Nihil Baxter1994 · 00 Schneider / Nihil Baxter / Prof. Hasenbein / Johnny Flash, Director | 00 Schneider / Nihil Baxter / Prof. Hasenbein / Johnny Flash, Director |
 Felidae1994 · Jesaja (voice) | Jesaja (voice) |
 Texas - Doc Snyder hält die Welt in Atem1993 · Doc Snyder, Screenplay, Director | Doc Snyder, Screenplay, Director |
 Ebbies Bluff1993 · Plattenboss | Plattenboss |
 Manta - Der Film1991 · DJ Johnny Flash | DJ Johnny Flash |
 Mother's Mask1988 · Martin von Mühlenbeck | Martin von Mühlenbeck |
 Drei D1988 · Accordeon Player | Accordeon Player |
| SStangenfieber1987 · Actor, Director | Actor, Director |
 Johnny Flash1986 · Johnny Flash | Johnny Flash |
 Menu Total1986 · Joe | Joe |
