Want to know what a successful day in the life of the little asshole looks like? Yes? Well, after you have successfully disturbed your parents' lovemaking, you concentrate on your own libido. This, slightly disturbed, forces you to strain the weak heart of pensioner Mrs. Koschmidder with unambiguous offers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ilona SchulzKleines Arschloch / Inge Koschmidder (voice) | Kleines Arschloch / Inge Koschmidder (voice) |
 Helge SchneiderAlter Sack (voice) | Alter Sack (voice) |
 Arne ElsholtzVater (voice) | Vater (voice) |
 Kathrin AckermannMutter / Aufnahmenschwester / Schwester Ursula (voice) | Mutter / Aufnahmenschwester / Schwester Ursula (voice) |
| CClaudia LösslSchwester / Schwester 'Fettsuppe' (voice) | Schwester / Schwester 'Fettsuppe' (voice) |
| EErik SchäfflerHeinz (voice) | Heinz (voice) |
 Monty ArnoldErwin / Peppi (voice) | Erwin / Peppi (voice) |
| RReinhard KrökelKalle (voice) | Kalle (voice) |
| KKarl-Heinz GreweBlinder / Arzt / Priester / Patient (voice) | Blinder / Arzt / Priester / Patient (voice) |
| UUrsula VogelFrau Mövenpick (voice) | Frau Mövenpick (voice) |