A group of self-absorbed actors set out to make the most expensive war film ever. After ballooning costs force the studio to cancel the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast into the jungles of Southeast Asia, where they encounter real bad guys.
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I liked it when Jay Baruchel talked about the Blu-ray vs HD-DVD war and when Tom Cruise had fat fucking fingers :)
Wild ride isn’t enough to describe it
“First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!” Not a lot of Cruise in this one but what there is is absolutely amazing. In a movie full of actors giving 110%, he manages to keep step with the best of them. An incredibly hilarious movie and an incredible performance from Tom Cruise.