From the Union Square Theater in New York City, veteran comic Tom Papa discusses a variety of topics, ranging from living with the worst roommates in the world to the difficulties of keeping up with rapidly changing technology.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tom PapaHimself | Himself |
| TThe Lady AyeSword Swallower | Sword Swallower |
 Rick CromMC / Stage Announcer | MC / Stage Announcer |
| SSkippy DStrongman | Strongman |
| AAnnette FoxBeauty Queen | Beauty Queen |
| MMike KramerKooky Cosmo the Clown | Kooky Cosmo the Clown |
| GGuy PaulWaiter | Waiter |
| PPete MichaelsVentriloquist | Ventriloquist |
 Sheri Moon ZombieHoney Vegas | Honey Vegas |