An outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world's most famous love story.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harvey ShainRomeo | Romeo |
| WWilliam RotslerThe Prince | The Prince |
 Dee LockwoodJuliet | Juliet |
| WWendell SwinkFriar Laurence | Friar Laurence |
 Mickey JinesLady Capulet | Lady Capulet |
| JJames BrandNarrator / Derek the Hunchback | Narrator / Derek the Hunchback |
 Vincene WallaceThe Nurse | The Nurse |
| KKaren ThomasMaid #1 | Maid #1 |
| JJay EdwardsBalthasar | Balthasar |
| PPat DavisMaid #2 | Maid #2 |
| DDon AllmanGregory | Gregory |
 Mia CocoMaid #3 | Maid #3 |
 Victoria BondMaid #4 | Maid #4 |
| SSteve VincentLord Montague | Lord Montague |
 Antoinette MaynardMaid #5 | Maid #5 |
 Dorthea CristieMaid #6 | Maid #6 |
| JJay FinebergParis | Paris |
| KKellyThe Stagehand | The Stagehand |
 Stuart LancasterLord Capulet | Lord Capulet |
| PPaul AustinAudience Member (uncredited) | Audience Member (uncredited) |
| BBob HunterAudience Member with Yellow Sleeves / Talking Head (uncredited) | Audience Member with Yellow Sleeves / Talking Head (uncredited) |
 Jack KingPortly Audience Member (uncredited) | Portly Audience Member (uncredited) |
| JJohnny LegendAudience Member (uncredited) | Audience Member (uncredited) |