Patrick Willems attempts to host a throwback musical/comedy Christmas variety show, until a supernatural curse and a series of visitations force him to make a series of video essays analyzing the past, present, and future of the topic he swore years ago never to discuss again…Star Wars.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sam DenbySelf | Self |
 Ben DoyleSelf | Self |
 Adam ChaseSelf | Self |