Kevin Glover narrates this behind-the-scenes look at adult videos, portraying "Thad" Baker as he strives to become The Next Valentino. As we follow Thad's film "education," Kevin is occasionally shown speaking to the viewer, at one time defining such business words as "fluffer," "stunt dick," and "butt double." Kevin auditions by sucking the dick of the director, Butch Taylor.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kevin GloverTeddy "Thad" Baker | Teddy "Thad" Baker |
 Butch TaylorDirector | Director |
 Erich Lange"Masks" | "Masks" |
| JJosh LucianoMask's Partner | Mask's Partner |
 Steve HammondSteve Hammond | Steve Hammond |
 Eric ManchesterEric Manchester | Eric Manchester |
| TTyler MooreDirector's Assistant | Director's Assistant |
| JJake StewartStage Hand | Stage Hand |
| JJohn GardnerCameraman | Cameraman |
| MMax Barker"Cop" Actor | "Cop" Actor |