A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.
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Holy smokes this movie is lame. The book was never part of my childhood, but I can’t imagine Dr. Seuss would ever write something so shamelessly obvious, unfunny, uninteresting, and unenlightening. The only good thing was Danny Devito’s voice, and only then he was given a single zinger with: that is a woman?! (see: youtu.be/BEwlAyl7U94)) If you must, just watch that clip and then you can continue a happy life without the rest of this brain destroyer.
O'Hare out here getting his suits from the baby section of David Byrne's Giant Suit Emporium
"a tree falls the way it leans. be careful which way you lean."