Harry Hill stars in this comedy based on Norman Hunter's books. The Professor has a fight on his hands when a councillor tries to run him out of town for being a nuisance.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Miranda RichardsonMrs Blitherington | Mrs Blitherington |
 Madeline HollidayConnie Whistlestop | Connie Whistlestop |
 Jason ForbesPC Peasey | PC Peasey |
 Adrian ScarboroughThe Vicar | The Vicar |
 Ben MillerMr. Bullimore | Mr. Bullimore |
| BBarbara DurkinAngelica Bullimore | Angelica Bullimore |
 Sophie ThompsonAggie Whistlestop | Aggie Whistlestop |
 Harry HillProfessor Branestawm | Professor Branestawm |
 Vicki PepperdineMrs. Flittersnoop | Mrs. Flittersnoop |
 Simon DayColonel Dedshott | Colonel Dedshott |
 David MitchellCouncillor Harold Haggerstone | Councillor Harold Haggerstone |
| DDoreen IngletonMiss Silt | Miss Silt |
| CCharlie HigsonThe Mayor | The Mayor |
| JJason MaverickRobo Dad | Robo Dad |
| NNathaniel GleedYoung Professor Branestawm | Young Professor Branestawm |
| IIsaac StanmoreYoung Arthur Bullimore | Young Arthur Bullimore |
 Lily TraversYoung Mrs Blitherington | Young Mrs Blitherington |