In this parody of documentaries, host Martin Mull discusses the contributions that White people have made to the USA, visits the Institute of White Studies, and follows a typical European-American family as they go about their everyday lives.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Martin MullHost | Host |
 Mary Kay PlaceJoyce Harrison | Joyce Harrison |
 Fred WillardHal Harrison | Hal Harrison |
 Steve MartinSelf | Self |
 Edie McClurgHousewife | Housewife |
 Craig Richard NelsonNot listed | Not listed |
 Christian JacobsTommy Harrison | Tommy Harrison |
| AAmy LynneDebbie Harrison | Debbie Harrison |
 Eileen BrennanNot listed | Not listed |
 John BrentNot listed | Not listed |
 Bob EubanksSelf | Self |
 Teri GarrSelf | Self |
 Mina KolbNot listed | Not listed |
 Julie PayneNot listed | Not listed |
| BBarney PellNot listed | Not listed |
 Robert RidgelyNot listed | Not listed |
 Jack RileyScientist | Scientist |
| JJeremy SchoenbergNot listed | Not listed |
 Harry ShearerRabbi | Rabbi |
| PPJ TorokveiNot listed | Not listed |