Lucy has found an objective formula for love, but when New York City puts her theory to the test, she discovers new variables she never saw coming.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Meghann FahyLucy | Lucy |
 Nick DillenburgChris | Chris |
| RRoss BaumMr. Almost | Mr. Almost |
| NNicko LibowitzMatt | Matt |
| NNick PizarroPlatform Him | Platform Him |
| SShelley Juel ScottChris's Girl(voice) | Chris's Girl(voice) |
| AAllysa ShorteSubway Her | Subway Her |
| MMarquis WoodJustin | Justin |
| OOtis Brown IIICat Caller 3 | Cat Caller 3 |
| CCarlos EscuderoSubway Him | Subway Him |
| RRupert KruegerBartender | Bartender |
| MMax Michael MillerBen | Ben |
| RRommy SandhuCat Caller 1 | Cat Caller 1 |
| TTorrance ShepherdPlatform Her | Platform Her |
| JJesse SwimmCat Caller 2 | Cat Caller 2 |