The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMeredith HostStella | Stella |
| KKurt IndovinaEdgar | Edgar |
 Billy GarberinaTobius / Raoul | Tobius / Raoul |
| JJason McCallT-Bone | T-Bone |
| JJesse GreenRazor | Razor |
| JJesse AmesVeronica | Veronica |
| MMiranda BonetwigRosalis | Rosalis |
| AAndrew BaltesRathbone / Mime | Rathbone / Mime |
| JJosh SuireLeo's Twin Brother | Leo's Twin Brother |
| CChris SeaverJock de Queaf | Jock de Queaf |
| AA.J. StaboneWerewolf (Uncredited) | Werewolf (Uncredited) |
| JJessica StephensJessey | Jessey |