With the help of his trusted dodo Polly, the Pirate Captain presents fun-loving and hilarious tips and advice on pirating. Learn how to remember where you buried your treasure, the secrets of navigating winds, get an inside look at pirate recruiting and even a Pirate’s recipe for a giant squid with lemon. Featuring special guests like Charles Darwin and the Pirate King you will set sail for giggles and fun with musical surprises along the way!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Hugh GrantThe Pirate Captain | The Pirate Captain |
 Martin FreemanThe Pirate With A Scarf | The Pirate With A Scarf |
 David TennantCharles Darwin | Charles Darwin |
 Brian BlessedThe Pirate King | The Pirate King |
 Brendan GleesonThe Pirate With Gout | The Pirate With Gout |
 Anton YelchinThe Albino Pirate | The Albino Pirate |
| SSophie LaughtonMatilda / Narrator | Matilda / Narrator |
 Ben WhiteheadAnnouncer | Announcer |
| RRandolph MatthewsThe Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens | The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens |