Two con artists hire an unwitting medical-school student as a secretary for their latest scam.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dan FuttermanDylan | Dylan |
 Stuart TownsendJez | Jez |
 Kate BeckinsaleGeorgie | Georgie |
 Rowena CooperJez's Teacher | Jez's Teacher |
 Scott CharlesSamuel | Samuel |
| AAntonia CorriganAntonia | Antonia |
| MMyles AndersonJez - Age 8 | Jez - Age 8 |
 Jane LapotaireDylan's Headmistress | Dylan's Headmistress |
 Harry DitsonIRS Man | IRS Man |
| JJacob MacobyDylan, aged 8 | Dylan, aged 8 |
 Tom ChadbonMr Greenaway | Mr Greenaway |
 Phyllis LoganMrs Ross | Mrs Ross |
| VVicki BenstedBank Clerk | Bank Clerk |
 Peter McNamaraGeoff | Geoff |
 Ralph InesonMr Ray | Mr Ray |
 Nicola DuffettMrs Ray | Mrs Ray |
| LLarry RandallGolfer 1 | Golfer 1 |
| NNeil PeplowGolfer 2 | Golfer 2 |
 Claire CoxFloss | Floss |
 Arabella WeirMrs Stratton-Luce | Mrs Stratton-Luce |
 Nickolas GraceMr Stratton-Luce | Mr Stratton-Luce |
 Annette CrosbieMrs Cummins | Mrs Cummins |
 Peter CapaldiMr Gilzean | Mr Gilzean |
 Dominic MafhamRoger | Roger |
 Nicholas WoodesonMr Collyns | Mr Collyns |
 Louis MahoneyMagistrate | Magistrate |
 John CleggVicar | Vicar |
 Adam FogertyBruiser | Bruiser |
| RRonald MarkhamCrematorium Vicar | Crematorium Vicar |
 Geoffrey WhiteheadHorse Owner | Horse Owner |