When we last saw Seeman Bob, the landing-party crewman in the red shirt (at the conclusion of "Sex Trek: the Next Penetration"), Dr. McJoy said, "He's dead, Jim," and Bob was buried in the futile and smelly soil of the planet Uranus. But Bob wasn't dead, and now, as a result of all that fertilizer, he has mutated into a super-sexual being and a really angry dude, bent on revenge against "Boner" McJoy, Captain Quirk, Mister Sperm, and the crew of the Starship Intercourse.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dominique SimoneLt. Uwhore | Lt. Uwhore |
 Randy SpearsCapt. Jim Quirk | Capt. Jim Quirk |
 Alicia RioAlien Girl | Alien Girl |
 Mike HornerMr. Sperm, First Officer | Mr. Sperm, First Officer |
 Shayla LaVeauxHigh Priestess Latrinia of Youranus | High Priestess Latrinia of Youranus |
 Joey SilveraDr. 'Boner' McJoy | Dr. 'Boner' McJoy |
 Brooke AshleyLeca the Alien | Leca the Alien |
 Randy WestMr. 'Squatty' Squat | Mr. 'Squatty' Squat |
| JJ.B.Seeman Bob | Seeman Bob |