The film uncovers Michael Aspel's past, and exposes his 'forgotten' children. As the story unfolded it reveals how he had slept with dozens of women and fathered many children - incredibly all in the media-limelight and scattered throughout the entertainment world today. —rob farquhar
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael AspelHimself | Himself |
 Pamela AndersonHerself | Herself |
 Mel BHerself | Herself |
 Angus DeaytonHimself | Himself |
 Bill OddieHimself | Himself |
 Chris TarrantHimself | Himself |
 Gail PorterHerself | Herself |
 Danniella WestbrookHerself | Herself |
 Melinda MessengerHerself | Herself |
 Nicholas BurnsNick Drake | Nick Drake |