A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Norm MacdonaldWillard Fillmore | Willard Fillmore |
 Dave ChappelleRusty P. Hayes | Rusty P. Hayes |
 Danny DeVitoGrover Cleaver | Grover Cleaver |
 Elaine StritchMiss Crock | Miss Crock |
 Daniel BenzaliDetective Tom Dewey | Detective Tom Dewey |
 Sherman HemsleyChip Oswald | Chip Oswald |
 Sarah SilvermanHillary | Hillary |
| MMalcolm StewartRoger | Roger |
 Lochlyn MunroOfficer Richardson | Officer Richardson |
 Brent ButtBuddy | Buddy |
 Anthony HarrisonBuddy | Buddy |
 Brian ArnoldNews Anchorman | News Anchorman |
 Lorena GaleAngry Momma | Angry Momma |
 Mark AchesonMr. Kettle | Mr. Kettle |
 Ken KirzingerCop | Cop |
 Camille SullivanFlower Shop Clerk | Flower Shop Clerk |
 Tom HeatonMorgue Janitor | Morgue Janitor |
 Tygh RunyanCussing Guy | Cussing Guy |
 April TelekNews Reporter | News Reporter |