Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.
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Martian kids got access to the earth TV shows and now they're all lazy. The adult martians are pissed and they choose Santa as his scapegoat. You'd think these tv hating martians would live in a small cabin in the woods instead of another planet (because they think like Ted Kaszinsky, the Unabomber)