Phil, once a terrifying villain of the silver-screen, struggles to find work in modern Hollywood due to being an out-of-date special effect. Refusing to succumb to his own irrelevance, Phil takes drastic measures when he learns the film for which he was created is being rebooted without him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| GGlen HunwickHarry | Harry |
 Peter PaltosCenturion | Centurion |
 Daniel DaperisHot Dog Guy 1 | Hot Dog Guy 1 |
| MMichael WahrHot Dog Guy 2 | Hot Dog Guy 2 |
 Holly AustinProducer | Producer |
| AAlbert GarciaDirector | Director |
| WWendy BosCasting Director | Casting Director |
 Michael Shanks10,000 Sandals Director | 10,000 Sandals Director |
 Alex CookeModern Centurion | Modern Centurion |
| RRory KellyMotion Capture Actor | Motion Capture Actor |
| MMichelle ZintschenkoBar Woman | Bar Woman |
| NNick IssellBar Guy 1 | Bar Guy 1 |
| RRennie WatsonBar Guy 2 | Bar Guy 2 |
 Lee BeckhurstGuard 1 | Guard 1 |
| AAdam McKenzieGuard 2 | Guard 2 |
 Nicholas CollaGuard 3 | Guard 3 |
| NNicolette MinsterMother | Mother |
| SSol FeldmanBoy | Boy |