Convicts Mick and Gary are being escorted to the dentist when their prison van has an accident and they wind up at a remote farmhouse occupied by Fiona and Susie, two sex-starved sisters who have been waiting to have babies with the right men, whilst these two may not be the right ones, they are certainly available.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Julie T. WallaceFiona | Fiona |
 Josie LawrenceSusie | Susie |
 Jack DochertyMick | Mick |
 Gary BeadleGary | Gary |
 Peter RichardsonRupert Wilson | Rupert Wilson |
 Lynsey BaxterHelen Wilson | Helen Wilson |
 David CardyFrank | Frank |
| JJimmy FaggKen | Ken |
 Pete RichensDriver | Driver |
 Alexei SayleInspector | Inspector |
| DDavid BeardSergeant | Sergeant |
 Bob SpiersVicar | Vicar |
| TTony BeardPoliceman | Policeman |
 Simon BrintDoctor | Doctor |
 Ernest ClarkFather (Voice) | Father (Voice) |