Nanay Xedes runs her whorehouse with an iron fist and expects her employees to obey her rules — the most important of which is that her pimps and prostitutes can never be intimate with each other.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Aubrey MilesDitas / Melody | Ditas / Melody |
 Jay ManaloNonoy Laki | Nonoy Laki |
 Raquel VillavicencioNanay Xedes | Nanay Xedes |
 Pinky AmadorAmy | Amy |
 Hazel EspinosaBarang | Barang |
 Paolo RiveroBong | Bong |
| LLynie LimTerry | Terry |
| LLalaine EnriquezProsti | Prosti |
| WWewee AbelardeNecrophiliac | Necrophiliac |