Chain Mail International has had a banner year; the tanking economy is proving an unexpected boon for the firm’s time-honored business — creating and forwarding chain letters. Through the lens of the firm’s holiday party, we get a glimpse into the inner workings of the business, and come to see that as progress moves relentlessly onward, not everyone will be sharing in the group’s success.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Erik SynnestvedtBill Jeffries | Bill Jeffries |
 Richard FiskeMr. Chamberlain | Mr. Chamberlain |
 Stuart ScottenIvan Pagoda | Ivan Pagoda |
 Jennifer MasseyJenny | Jenny |
| DDonald BarnettAndrew | Andrew |
 Shawn FeltyMartin | Martin |
 Gale NemecMartha Kluge | Martha Kluge |
 Erin Rose CoughlanKitten Lover | Kitten Lover |
 Anna CoughlanTeen Texter | Teen Texter |
 Bjorn MunsonMail Deleter | Mail Deleter |
 Joy HaynesMail Forwarder | Mail Forwarder |
 Linda Gabriel DeutschMascaraed Partygoer | Mascaraed Partygoer |
| GGabrielle L. HayesDanielle Waters | Danielle Waters |
 Pam W. CoughlanPartygoer | Partygoer |
| DDan FosterPartygoer | Partygoer |
 Doug KoztoskiPartygoer | Partygoer |
| JJaimee KrausPartygoer | Partygoer |