It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Emma SidiHannah Bills | Hannah Bills |
 Amit ShahMitch Millet | Mitch Millet |
 Ellen RobertsonSherri Matthews | Sherri Matthews |
| CCharlotte LuxfordLouise | Louise |
| MMarilla WexHannah's Mum / Sherri's Mum (voice) | Hannah's Mum / Sherri's Mum (voice) |