 Ricky GervaisDominic Badguy | Dominic Badguy |
 Ty BurrellJean Pierre Napoleon | Jean Pierre Napoleon |
 Tina FeyNadya | Nadya |
 Steve WhitmireKermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice) | Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice) |
 Eric JacobsonMiss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice) | Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice) |
 Dave GoelzThe Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf | The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf |
 Bill BarrettaPepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice) | Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice) |
 David RudmanScooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice) | Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice) |
 Matt VogelConstantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice) | Constantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice) |
 Peter LinzWalter / Manolo Flamingo (voice) | Walter / Manolo Flamingo (voice) |
 Tony BennettTony Bennett | Tony Bennett |
 Hugh BonnevilleIrish Journalist | Irish Journalist |
 Tom HiddlestonThe Great Escapo | The Great Escapo |
 Ross LynchYoung Florist | Young Florist |
 Salma Hayek PinaultSalma Hayek | Salma Hayek |
 Ray LiottaBig Papa | Big Papa |
| JJames PasierbowiczJoe | Joe |
| RRichard HerdmanCommuter | Commuter |
| LLuke HowardSpanish Train Porter | Spanish Train Porter |
| PPete MeadsGerman Audience Member | German Audience Member |
| RRicky RajpalAudience Member | Audience Member |
 Danny TrejoDanny Trejo | Danny Trejo |
 Stanley TucciIvan the Guard | Ivan the Guard |
 Jemaine ClementPrison King | Prison King |
 Zach GalifianakisHobo Joe | Hobo Joe |
 Tom HollanderTheater Manager | Theater Manager |
 Toby JonesPrado Museum Guard #2 | Prado Museum Guard #2 |
 Frank LangellaBeefeater Vicar | Beefeater Vicar |
 James McAvoyUPS Guy | UPS Guy |
 Chloë Grace MoretzNewspaper Girl | Newspaper Girl |
