Oldie Hollis is the world's oldest table tennis player in the world. He has been the champion for over 60 years but has he met his match this time around?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tim ConwayOldie Hollis / Narrator / Derk Dorf | Oldie Hollis / Narrator / Derk Dorf |
| TTodd BudzinzkiAudience | Audience |
| TTim Conway Jr.Announcer | Announcer |