Ladies First2026

Lemme make a list of everything that made me tear up laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Male creative director The remote being easy to search My Sperm My Choice: Meninist protests on the rise The shower and the lamp being short for a man "Is it your time of the week? -I swear to God, if men don't jerk off at least once a week, they get so aggro." "He was testerical" "meninist cow shit" "Post-menopaual man" "childless cat man" Women standing out of the shop holding bags Testicle bra Penis fountain Penile filler "I feel like a woman" alarm tone The burger being small Pec implants Felicity's death AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH- AWOMEN!!! "Why not? Because I'm a man?" "No, because I am the highest-ranking executive at Atlas" the knights with tits "I have a penis of a 25 year old" "When are you gonna give it back" Gentlemen first "Did your father call the dentist" "Thanks for the womansplaining" "Oh fatherfucker" "Drama king" "No I'm a man" "It's not about feelings. It's about finding the best woman for the job." "Thanks gents I appreciate it" VEET MEN- FOR SMOOTH BALLS "This is precisely why we try to avoid hiring men." "He got us by the ovaries" And when he wakes up in our world nobody wakes him up, a man just goes "Mate get off the pavement" I do have one complaint though fam. Why's she coming for his office? That's not right😭 Asking an office is fine but why his?