Gangster and deadbeat dad, Ulysses Pick, embarks on an unusual journey through his home.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jason PatricUlysses Pick | Ulysses Pick |
 Isabella RosselliniHyacinth | Hyacinth |
 Udo KierDr. Lemke | Dr. Lemke |
 Louis NeginCalypso / Camille | Calypso / Camille |
 Brooke PalssonDenny | Denny |
 David WontnerManners | Manners |
 Kevin McDonaldOgilbe | Ogilbe |
| DDaniel EnrightBig Ed | Big Ed |
 Brent NealeDenton | Denton |
 Olivia RameauRochelle | Rochelle |
 Mike BellMilo | Milo |
| DDarcy FehrNed | Ned |
| SSuzanne PringleYoung Hyacinth | Young Hyacinth |
 Tattiawna JonesLota | Lota |