 Hugh J. ServiceJustin Time | Justin Time |
| MMicah PeeperJustin Case | Justin Case |
| JJosh PeeperThe Mayor | The Mayor |
| HHalle ServiceJustine Thiss | Justine Thiss |
| JJack WilliamsScott JeRuze | Scott JeRuze |
| SSam SelleckThe Tourist | The Tourist |
| BBill SelleckKing Kayak | King Kayak |
| KKris ServiceKaptain Kayak | Kaptain Kayak |
| RRod ClicknerKhief Kayak | Khief Kayak |
| HHope ServiceSecret Service #1 | Secret Service #1 |
| KKaitlyn PeeperSecret Peeper #1 | Secret Peeper #1 |
| RRosco the ClownHimself | Himself |
 Adrian CastilloPropogandist #1 | Propogandist #1 |
| NNate CowleyJeRuzian Sycophant #1 | JeRuzian Sycophant #1 |
| DDanielle WilliamsJeRuzian Sycophant #2 | JeRuzian Sycophant #2 |
| LLily BauerleJeRuzian Sycophant #3 | JeRuzian Sycophant #3 |
| JJernein ServiceJeRuzian Sycophant #4 | JeRuzian Sycophant #4 |
| MMargo ClicknerMayorial Sycophant #1 | Mayorial Sycophant #1 |
| EElaine KochaneyMayorial Sycophant #2 | Mayorial Sycophant #2 |
| JJenny ServiceMayorial Sycophant #3 | Mayorial Sycophant #3 |
| WWill GardnerMayorial Sycophant #4 | Mayorial Sycophant #4 |
| WWill SelleckOff-Duty Officer | Off-Duty Officer |
| AAnn SelleckMayoral Secretary | Mayoral Secretary |
| HHayden AndersonDweeb (The Woods) | Dweeb (The Woods) |
| Hugh J. ServiceGerry Mander (& All Other Voices) | Gerry Mander (& All Other Voices) |