God decides that what the world needs is a nice, good, clean porno film, and brings up Nick from "down below" to put one together. Nick decides to use as his cast various prominent figures from throughout history.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Alicyn SterlingCleopatra | Cleopatra |
 Danielle RogersAngel | Angel |
 Stacy NicholsBernice | Bernice |
 Angela SummersEve | Eve |
 Kym WildeOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 Melanie MooreOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 FlameOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 Teri DiverOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 Randy SpearsNick | Nick |
 Gerard DamianoGod | God |
 Jon DoughWilbur | Wilbur |
 Woody LongAdam | Adam |
 T.T. BoyAttila the Hun | Attila the Hun |
 Buck AdamsMark Antony | Mark Antony |
 John StaglianoOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 Julian St. JoxOrgy participant | Orgy participant |
 Cal JammerOrgy participant | Orgy participant |