News parody of interviews by Rex Parsons about a soap opera star, Johnny Cakes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian EstevezJohnny Cakes | Johnny Cakes |
 Eddie Valensgardener | gardener |
 Grant KingNot listed | Not listed |
 Justin CadeNot listed | Not listed |
 Kevin GloverRex Parsons | Rex Parsons |
 Lon Flexxgardener | gardener |
 Matt GuntherNot listed | Not listed |
 Sparky O'TooleNot listed | Not listed |