A man is constantly thwarted by the presence of inanimate objects.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDaniel FletcherBill Patterson | Bill Patterson |
 Josephine CroftSkye (as Josephine Clark) | Skye (as Josephine Clark) |
 Anne PhelanMum Patterson | Mum Patterson |
 Jim DalyJimmy | Jimmy |
| MMonty MaizelsGrandpa | Grandpa |
| LLesley BakerSam Graham | Sam Graham |
| PPeter NichollsDad Patterson | Dad Patterson |
| AAndrew MainsLorraine | Lorraine |
| NNatalia StarzynskiKate | Kate |
| TTracy FlanniganFran | Fran |
| BBryce HardyWozza | Wozza |
| TTerence HammondDisco Patron | Disco Patron |
| RRaymond RichArtist | Artist |