If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
1h 53m·Drama·
Directed by Mary Bronstein·2025
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6.3/10 avgAverage user ratingWith her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rose ByrneLinda | Linda |
 Conan O'BrienTherapist | Therapist |
 A$AP RockyJames | James |
 Danielle MacdonaldCaroline | Caroline |
 Delaney QuinnChild | Child |
 Mary BronsteinDr. Spring | Dr. Spring |
 Ivy WolkDiana | Diana |
 Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant | Parking Attendant |
 Manu NarayanLandlord | Landlord |
 Christian SlaterFather | Father |
 Eva KornetBreathworker | Breathworker |
 Ella BeattyKate | Kate |
 Helen HongEva | Eva |
 Daniel ZolghadriStephen | Stephen |
 Josh PaisBrad | Brad |
 Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice) | Caroline's Husband (voice) |
 Lark WhiteVanessa | Vanessa |
 Laurence BlumPolice Officer | Police Officer |
 Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie | Melanie |
| CChar SidneyNurse | Nurse |
 Jodi Michelle PynnNurse | Nurse |
| JJ. Alan ScottPuppeteer | Puppeteer |
| JJason MatthewsPuppeteer | Puppeteer |
 Victor BroadleyPuppeteer | Puppeteer |