An adult writer for a famous porn magazine in New York City offer advice and stories.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Darian CaineCary Crotchsore | Cary Crotchsore |
 A.J. KhanSamantha Bones | Samantha Bones |
 Kerri TaylorHarlot Pour | Harlot Pour |
 Jackie StevensMorganna Knobs | Morganna Knobs |
 Sativa VerteNot listed | Not listed |
 Michelle TrasattiNot listed | Not listed |
 Andrea JaxxNot listed | Not listed |
| EElizabeth SnowMasseuse | Masseuse |
| BBud BrandNot listed | Not listed |