Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve CooganDana Marschz | Dana Marschz |
 Catherine KeenerBrie Marschz | Brie Marschz |
 J. J. SoriaOctavio | Octavio |
 Skylar AstinRand Posin | Rand Posin |
 Phoebe StroleEpiphany Sellars | Epiphany Sellars |
 Melonie DíazIvonne | Ivonne |
 Arnie PantojaVitamin J | Vitamin J |
 Michael EsparzaChuy | Chuy |
 Natalie AmenulaYolanda | Yolanda |
 Marshall BellPrincipal Rocker | Principal Rocker |
 David ArquetteGary | Gary |
 Elisabeth ShueElisabeth Shue | Elisabeth Shue |
 Amy PoehlerCricket Feldstein | Cricket Feldstein |
 Marco RodríguezMr. Marquez | Mr. Marquez |
 Deborah ChavezMrs. Marquez | Mrs. Marquez |
| EEvan AdrianDanny the Waiter | Danny the Waiter |
 Nat FaxonGlenn from Copy Shop | Glenn from Copy Shop |
 Johnnie HectorPoliceman | Policeman |
| AArron ShiverVirgil | Virgil |
 Josh BerryMr. Mann | Mr. Mann |
 J.D. GarfieldMan with Envelope | Man with Envelope |