A killer nympho mermaid with an oral fixation prowls the ocean waters, devouring – up to a point – any man unlucky enough to be swimming naked.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Theodore GottliebCarl Clitoris | Carl Clitoris |
 Terri HallMermaid | Mermaid |
 Robert KermanSy Smegma | Sy Smegma |
| PPaul StylesRooster Cockswain | Rooster Cockswain |
 Jody MaxwellMiss Mayhem | Miss Mayhem |
 Crystal SyncDora Coxswain | Dora Coxswain |
| IIan MorleyIke White | Ike White |
 Zack NormanNorm Gingold | Norm Gingold |
| MMark CarvelFather Tim /Father Kevin | Father Tim /Father Kevin |
| EEdward KraneLance Sterling | Lance Sterling |
 Ras KeanDeputy Dick | Deputy Dick |