Really good scenes, pretty good acting, great gore, phenomenal soundtrack, good anxiety, but just it didn't give me what I wanted. Like they killed off everyone so easily and it just didn't feel like the deaths mattered. It probably helped them live for the last trick. But like... after seeing "Midsommar" (and, yes I hate comparing movies) I thought it was gonna be as gorey, weird, and psychologically spoopy as it, but it gave me nothing. Like it felt too empty somehow. I dunno... weird review. Also, it felt like the freaking Polish Cow meme should have been in this. Don't ask why, even I don't know.
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