Two internet-famous personalities are engaged in a destructive rivalry.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMalachi KatzCaptain Theodore | Captain Theodore |
| AAdam FeiszliFisherman James | Fisherman James |
| EEvan TothThe Driver | The Driver |
| DDiego EnzThe Reporter | The Reporter |
| PPeter KellerDave Lyndon | Dave Lyndon |
| CCooper MatthewsSecond Reporter | Second Reporter |
| DDuncan BilderParole Man | Parole Man |