When hyper-assertive Jess trespasses into a vampire’s lair to thrill and satiate her loyal social media followers, the lifeblood of her being, she encounters the 2000-year-old vampire, Count Vicardi, whose millennial-spanning appetite for human blood and savagery knows no bounds.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tony DoupeCount Vicardi | Count Vicardi |
| AAaron DraneShadow Count Vicardi | Shadow Count Vicardi |
| TTaniyah ElmoreJess | Jess |
| TTomoki SageHipster #1 | Hipster #1 |
| AAyla HendersonHipster #2 | Hipster #2 |
| BBrynhildr KattvallenHipster #3 | Hipster #3 |
| JJoseph KnightShadow Peasant | Shadow Peasant |
| CChristopher DurhamDoorbell Ringer | Doorbell Ringer |