A skateboarder gets offered a full time job by a mysterious man to stand in a square all day. He is making more money the longer he stands there but his life is passing him by.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew LutheranMichael Tucker | Michael Tucker |
 Iddo GoldbergMan | Man |
| FFidel GonzálesFriend | Friend |
| BBelle AykroydCrutch Lady | Crutch Lady |
| TTucker ElkinsFriend | Friend |
| NNeal UngerOld Michael | Old Michael |
| JJon RyanThief | Thief |
| NNicholasKid | Kid |
| DDaniel LutheranSkater | Skater |
| JJazz BombaFeet Pic Girl #1 | Feet Pic Girl #1 |
| BBrenna WebbFit Pic Girl #2 | Fit Pic Girl #2 |