Elves
While conducting a pagan ritual in the woods with her friends, Kirsten inadvertently awakens the spirit of a demonic Christmas elf involved in a neo-Nazi plot to bring about the master race. After the rent-a-Santa in her department store is murdered, an unemployed, alcoholic ex-cop takes the job and the two set out to unravel the mystery.
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Tale as old as time: Nazi meets elf, Nazi impregnates his daughter to breed a purebred granddaughter to carry the elfs child to start off the master race, and a chain smoking mall Santa thwarts the plot. Played with 100% sincerity.
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