This pilot for a TV version of the critically acclaimed feature Diner (1982) focused on the complaints of the wives, Elyse and Beth, that their husbands were spending too much time hanging at the diner with their friends.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mike BinderEddie | Eddie |
 Max CantorShrevie | Shrevie |
 Michael MadsenBoogie | Boogie |
 James SpaderFenwick | Fenwick |
| MMady KaplanBeth | Beth |
 Paul ReiserModell | Modell |
| JJessica JamesEddie's Mother | Eddie's Mother |
| TTed BafaloukosGeorge | George |
 Alison La PlacaElyse | Elyse |
| AArnie MazerThe Gripper | The Gripper |
 Robert PastorelliTurko | Turko |