After a deadly run-in with his evil Russian half-brother, Nick Salt must find the ancient golden shotgun of St. Stephen and avenge his friends.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nick WanderseeNick Salt | Nick Salt |
| NNick SpringerleyTim Sealion | Tim Sealion |
| AAustin RakeyVictor Void | Victor Void |
 Josh ZoepfelHorseface | Horseface |
| MMerril BardenThe Assassin | The Assassin |
| SSteve KampStephen Salt | Stephen Salt |
| AAndy DerlethThe Sphinx | The Sphinx |
| TTy BaxleyThe Oracle | The Oracle |
 Dan StewartNicolai Sweet | Nicolai Sweet |
| TThomas RuzickaFBI Jesus | FBI Jesus |
| GGrace AgneCaroline Vice | Caroline Vice |
| TTyler SmithThe Hurdy Gurdy Man | The Hurdy Gurdy Man |
| CCharlie ParsonsAgent Marlboro | Agent Marlboro |
| MMollie TherosSvetlana Sweet | Svetlana Sweet |
| LLuis RodriguezThe Roly Poly Man | The Roly Poly Man |
 Jacob GashoThe President | The President |
| HHenrry La FontaineYuri, The Weezer Fan | Yuri, The Weezer Fan |
| RRamon PortillaMikhail, The Weezer Fan | Mikhail, The Weezer Fan |
| BBrandon MicaliHenchman #1 | Henchman #1 |
 Andy MilonakisHimself | Himself |
| DDusty SpringerThe Kid With No Coat | The Kid With No Coat |